The heroes of mine 2. – Jay and Silent Bob…

These guys are simply fantastic! One only talks about sex, wanking, smoking weed and woman, the other one usually says 2-3 replies in the whole film…

It is, as said the guy, who wanted to buy some weed in Clerks 2: “I like them – they are funny”.

This couple was created by the imagination of the Kevin Smith – screenwriter, director, actor, producer…

This couple of funny drug-dealers was present in almost all of the Kevin’s films.

Their childish, sarcastic, ironic and sometimes gross humour is great and real fun.

And since this blog is about them, I will put here a few videos – I hope you will like them and maybe you will see the films – they are way cool, believe me!

So here we go – Fucking Short Version of the Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back!

Second – Jay’s Rap – Clerks II:

Third – Jay is dancing – Clerks II (btw. a great parody of the famous scene from the film…. guess – which one? 🙂 ):

Fourth – A few cuts from the Clerks II:

Fifth – great Mark Hamill (Luke – “Don’t fuck with the Jadi Master, son!”) – clash of the light sabers – Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back!:

Sixth – Olaf’s Berserker – Clerks I. :

And – bonus – the cool and accurately ironic and sarcastic – “porch-monkey” scene from the Clerks II:

Have a nice weekend!

RB

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“Heroes” of mine 1. – colonel Flag

Is there any of you, who doesn’t know the one of the most famous TV series in the history? :-). I doubt it…

Well, MASH, although it is quite old piece, is still excellent, even nowadays. It is my favourite background, when I came back from work. And one of my most favourite characters is Colonel Flag – super-ultra-cool agent from CIA (or CIC, or CID… 😀 )

He is an excellent parody of agents from various intelligence units, US’ ultra-patriotism, military “logic” and of “green brains”.

Let me show you some examples of really cool and funny dialoques!

Example no. 1 – episode with “Jesus”:

Margharet: “You are the man, colonel Flag!”.

Flag: “Indeed, I am..”

………..

Flag: “This job needs the right man with shovel, who knows, where to dig…”

Burns: “Hardly we could find a better man…”

Margharet: “Or the bigger shovel…”

Example no. 2 – episode with “clash of the secret agents”:

Flag: “Can I trust you, Pierce?” “Actually, I am not from CIA. I am from CIC. I keep telling this just to confuse the people, who believes, that I am from CID..”

Example no. 3 and the last one – a few replies from various episodes:

Flag: “Tell me that one more time and I am entitled to … [flicks over his diary] .. to bite off your left ear!”

………

Flag: “Turn the lights off!”

Potter: “Why?”

Flag: “I am like a sand-wind. I come and leave without being noticed by nobody”

Potter: “Nobody will turn off the lights!”

Flag: “If you don’t turn them off, I won’t leave!”

Everybody in colonel office: “Turn the off!!!!”

Dark… then clinking of the broken glass…

Hawkeye standing next to window: “The sand-wind has just broken his leg…”

Ain’t it funny???? 😀

Well, see ya!

RB

P.S. These replies were translated from the Czech version, so the original version will be most likely slightly different…

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Anime – is anything but childisch entertainment!

Most people here, in the Czech republic, when hear about anime, imagine Pokémons.

But anime is far more complex than this one and as every art comprises from all quality stuff – ranging from excellent to awfull…

I don’t wanna write about anime and its history – there are people who are entitled to this much more than me.

I would like to show you some of my favourite series – not all of them, of course, since there is not enough time or space for that.

So – lets begin:

Full metal panic I., II., Fumoffu

This serie is really something. A teenager, profi mercenary comes to Japan to protect one girl. He becomes her schoolmate and begin his “undercover” mission. But he imagines “undercover” quite different, than we do. His first day of the school – he comes inside and have lots of guns, granades and knives hidden. If he suspects that someone broke into his locker, he blow it up by charge, rather than simply open it. :-).

It is really funny serie and I give you a little taste of it – a fan cut from YouTube:

It is really just for show, it is understandable, that when you don’t know the plot, you won’t have as much fun as you could have otherwise.

Links:

FMP – wikipedia

Ghost in the shell I., II.

A legendary serie, inspiration of the Matrix creators. From rather dark and creepy future, where most of the people are rather cyborgs, with artificial brains and bodies.

This serie has everything: great plot, detail characters, fun, action, and so..

Just to show – Intro:

Links:

GITS – wikipedia

And the last one:

Hellsing

The main character is a vampire – Alucard (try to read it in reversed way!). He works for secret organization Hellsing, located in the UK and he eliminates all of the “hell spawns”. Really cool character and with his gun, he can perform really effectively :-).

Here is the intro:

Links:

Hellsing – wikipedia

Well and that is all! It was only a little, but if you liked it, there is a whole world of interesting movies and series, which waits just for you! Welcome to the world of imagination!

Bye

RB

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Shaun the Sheep

To all of you, who have not heard about the great Shaun the Sheep series yet!

For all of you, I simply add a few videos, just to attract you. Another ones can be found in YouTube database.

Here is the first one:

And here is the second one – really cool:

So, if some of you found themselves to be interested about – great and enjoy the other videos!

Finally, I would like to thank to the reader of this blog, who told me about this funny “cartoon”. Thanks – really!

Have a nice day

RB

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Financial crisis – 2 views – one serious, one humorous

Hi there!

I simply have to let you know about this superb video. It is about roots of financial crisis and, believe it or not, it is really funny. Sarcastic, ironic, simply great!

Enjoy here.

And here is another interesting thing related to the financial crisis and US recession.

Look here to read well written and easily-understandable article of J. Sachs on Project Syndicate.

I think, that both of these things will entertain and educate you as well.

Bye

RB

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YouTube – the best videos of the year 2007

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I watch YouTube videos almost never, just because I do not have enough time to mess about with tons of non-interesting videos. Luckily, there is lot of people who do this job for (or better instead) me :-), so today, I was able to enjoy the best 2007′ videos.

The videos I enjoyed the most were Laughing Baby, Potter Puppet Pals, excelent commentary Lonely Girl is dead 🙂 (really cool stuff). Stop the Clash of Civilizations was the most “catchy” for me, it really made the impression on me.

So, I have to recommend you to see these videos – I bet, that everyone of you will find at least one, which will like it.

And, just for the convenience – here is the link:
http://www.youtube.com/ytawards07winners

Have a good one.
Bye
RB

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